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08.06.2025 02:48
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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No way
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good.
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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